Legal Steroids:

•Legal Steroids will keep you the hell away from the DEA.
•They are highly anabolic steroid alternatives that are nearly as potent and effective when stacked. They are designed to work synergistically.
•Almost anybody else that claims to sell legal steroids is blowing smoke up your ass.
•These bad boys are the real deal, baby.

Tips From PharmaPro

•Protein rule of thumb: 2 grams per pound pound of bodyweight daily.
•No more than 12 reps per set.
•No more than 2-3 hours per workout (unless your a noob, anyone who tells you one hour doesnt want you to hurt your delicate vagina).
•Don't be a pussy, Squats, Deadlifts, and Bench Presses are your bread and butter.
•Never EVER do yoga, pilates, or zumba! The only manly cardio is running up stairs with weights. Legendary Ancient Greek Strongman Milo didn't die dancing like a fairy, he was ripped to pieces by blood thirsty wolves as he was trying to unjam his hands from a tree stump he was trying to pull apart..
•Have a spotter and if you don't then don't get too cocky.
•Train Hard, but Train Smart too.
•Now Shut The Hell Up And Lift Girly Man!